Ida Maria.. continued

Now on my last post I examind the possiblity that boys live to their names... "Sids" for instance wear knotted hankies on their head on vacation but girls live to themselves... and used the example of the latest chart single by Ida Maria ... " I like you so much better when you're naked"...

Now, I don't mean to critisise but... surely... she can't be serious... I could understand if it were sung by a bloke... although no doubt the "Wimmins" liberation movement would call for the castration (if they were feeling gentle) of the male artiste concerned... but it is the way it is... girlies do look very nice naked... but blokes... sorry, but lets face it... the old meat 'n' 2 veg are hardly pretty... mind you that's not too surprising for if you read the bible... and I am sure all my readers have perused the worthy text carefully... it can be seen at Genesis that God spent 7 days creating the world and ALL Life in it...

Only 7 days... all that...

And guess what he created last of all..? Yup... us... man... the very last design at the end of a monumentally busy week... No wonder he hasn't been seen around much for the last few millenia or so... I know how much rest I need after cleaning the loo out... if I spent a whole 7 days doing it I'd be resting till my dying day... indeed I'd be too tired to let go of the bogbrush... so there'd have to be a sunroof on my coffin... actually good idea that... catch a few rays on the way to the service... no need to worry about skin cancer then either....

So there you have it... God spends 7 days creating the universe, heaven, earth... the billions of species of plants, insects (Why, Why, Why Wasps...?) and animals... gets ready to knock off for the week and finds one last thing on his list... bloody hell... an animal with brains...

You can imagine it can't you...? Dying for the toilet and a few beers, suddenly finds... got to create man... so hardly surprising he looks round the garage at what he's got left... and of course its not much... he could make the species from scratch but he really needs a crap, a pint and a kip so just digs around... finds a couple of spuds and a sausage... job done...

"Bugger"... says mankind....

Of course after a while man starts squinnying... he can't make any friends... hardly bloody surprising with the disastrous design... the other species can't stop laughing... so taking sympathy god removes a rib and fashions around it what SHOULD have been the design... and its good... bloody good... no shocks there then... he's now on overtime... this one'll be made to measure... Woman...

So... was it gods last joke on his very best masterpiece to ensure it had to sleep with his most ugly creation... did he have to clinically supress her vomit function to ensure she could?

Or is it true... did God really have to mess womens brains up soooo badly that they actually really think men look better naked????

Or is IDA MARIA really just rebelling against the curse of her name...?

Fetch me the knotted hanky... my brain hurts...

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